How I Batch Summer Content Without Losing My Mind

Posted on July 12, 2025July 14, 2025 by gigis ramblings

Summer is chaos, y’all. Between family time, BBQs, weekend trips, the grandbabies running wild, and trying to stay cool in this Texas heat—content creation can feel like herding cats. But batching content? That’s how I survive it.

If you’re a blogger, small biz owner, or just trying to keep your social feeds alive while living your life, let me show you how I batch summer content without pulling my hair out.

Why I Batch in the First Place

I don’t want to spend every sunny day hunched over my laptop. I want to be outside with the hubs, tossing something on the grill or floating in the pool with a cold drink. Batching lets me do that.

By setting aside a few focused hours each week, I can knock out blog posts, social captions, and graphics ahead of time—so the content rolls out even when I’m offline.

Step 1: I Start With a Master Plan

First thing’s first—I grab my planner and jot down every blog, post, idea, or promo I need to push during the month. This includes:

Blog post topics
Product promos or launches
Newsletter themes
Social media post ideas
Seasonal reminders (like swapping to fall scents!)

Then I sort everything by week and match the heavier stuff (like blog posts) with lighter tasks (like IG Stories). That way I don’t get burnt out all in one day.

Step 2: I Use Templates Like a Pro

I don’t reinvent the wheel every time. I’ve got templates for everything—from blog post layouts to Pinterest pins to Instagram captions.

For example:

Blog posts always follow a tried-and-true structure with headings
My social captions follow formats like: “Question + personal touch + call to action”
Pinterest graphics are all made in batches with plug-and-play designs

Templates are the secret sauce that keeps my batching quick and easy.

Step 3: I Batch by Type, Not Platform

Trying to write a blog post, edit a Reel, and design pins in one sitting is a recipe for burnout. Instead, I batch by type of task:

Writing Day: I write blog posts, captions, or product descriptions
Design Day: I make all graphics, thumbnails, and story templates
Scheduling Day: I load it all into platforms like Canva, Tailwind, or Meta

This keeps my brain from switching gears too often—and everything gets done faster.

Step 4: I Use the Weather to My Advantage

It’s hot in Texas. Real hot. So I plan my batching sessions during those brutal afternoon hours when I don’t want to step foot outside anyway.

I’ll turn on a documentary, pour a tall glass of ice water, and knock out two to three hours of content work while everyone else is napping or hiding from the heat. Come evening, I’m free to enjoy the cooler air and my family.

Step 5: I Give Myself Grace (and Wiggle Room)

Let’s be real—life happens. A kid needs help, the dog throws up, or I just need a dang break. I always leave open space in my calendar for catch-up or extra ideas that pop up.

If I don’t get everything batched perfectly? That’s fine. The world won’t end if I skip a post here and there. I’d rather be consistent most of the time than burnt out all the time.

Final Thoughts

Summer should be for making memories—not stressing over your next post. Batching lets me keep my content flowing while still living my life, enjoying my family, and maybe even catching a little tan along the way.

If you’ve never tried batching, give it a go. It takes a little planning, but once you get your groove? It’s a total game-changer.

Let me know if you want to see my favorite templates or how I schedule out a full week in under an hour. I’ll spill it all!

Lisa Crow contributed to this article. She is a true crime junkie and lifestyle blogger based in Waco, Texas. Lisa is the Head of Content at Gigi’s Ramblings and Southern Bred Crime Junkie. She spends her free time traveling when she can and making memories with her large family which consists of six children and fifteen grandchildren.

Let’s Travel to Seattle, Washington

Posted on July 10, 2025July 12, 2025 by gigis ramblings

Image by Monika Neumann from Pixabay

Seattle, Washington, is a vibrant coastal city nestled between Puget Sound and the Cascade Mountains. Known for its iconic skyline, rich cultural scene, and natural beauty, Seattle offers a unique blend of urban energy and outdoor adventure. Whether you’re catching views from the Space Needle, exploring local markets, or soaking up misty mountain vibes, this Pacific Northwest gem is sure to impress. So, grab your umbrella and your sense of adventure—Seattle is calling.

Interesting Facts

Space Needle: Built for the 1962 World’s Fair, this 605-foot tower is one of the most recognizable landmarks in the United States.
Coffee Capital: Seattle is the birthplace of Starbucks and home to more coffee shops per capita than almost any U.S. city.
Tech Hub: Major companies like Amazon and Microsoft have headquarters in the Seattle metro area, making it one of the nation’s top tech cities.
Puget Sound: This beautiful body of water surrounds the city and offers whale-watching, ferry rides, and unbeatable waterfront views.

Useful Information

Best Time to Visit: Summer (June to September) is the sunniest season with comfortable temperatures and packed event calendars.
What to Wear: Layers are key in Seattle. Bring a waterproof jacket, sturdy shoes, and clothes you can peel off or add on throughout the day.
Getting Around: Seattle has a great public transit system including light rail, buses, and ferries. Walking is easy in many neighborhoods, but hilly in some spots.

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What to Do

Visit the Space Needle: Ride to the top for 360-degree views of the city, Puget Sound, and nearby Mount Rainier on a clear day.
Explore Pike Place Market: One of the oldest public markets in the U.S., it’s famous for flying fish, fresh flowers, local eats, and handmade goods.
Discover Chihuly Garden and Glass: Located near the Space Needle, this museum showcases stunning glasswork from artist Dale Chihuly.
Take a Ferry Ride: Hop on a Washington State Ferry for a relaxing and scenic trip across Puget Sound to Bainbridge Island or Bremerton.
Tour the Museum of Pop Culture: Dive into music, film, sci-fi, and gaming exhibits in this one-of-a-kind museum designed by Frank Gehry.

Related: Let’s Travel to Pittsburgh

Lisa Crow contributed to this article. She is a true crime junkie and lifestyle blogger based in Waco, Texas. Lisa is the Head of Content at Gigi’s Ramblings and Southern Bred True Crime Junkie. She spends her free time traveling when she can and making memories with her large family which consists of six children and fifteen grandchildren. This is the next installment in the Let’s Travel to…series, a collection of short informational articles covering some of the world’s top travel destinations.

The Worst Room in My House and Why It Stays That Way

Posted on July 9, 2025July 10, 2025 by gigis ramblings

A Room Full of Chaos—and Dreams

I know folks like to assume the kitchen is the heart of the home. But in my house? The chaos lives in the craft room. And when I say “worst room,” I don’t mean it’s ugly or unloved—I mean it’s a beautiful, overwhelming mess that somehow rules my entire life.

Welcome to My Craft Cave

This ain’t your average craft nook. Oh no, honey—this is the headquarters of Mama Crow’s. It’s where I make every single wax melt y’all love so much. It’s got zones. Like, legit stations:

A melting station for my wax melter
A pour station to get those blends just right
A packing station to label, wrap, and box it all up
And let’s not forget the shelves stacked with molds, fragrance oils, bags, and every kind of supply you can think of

More Than Wax—It’s a One-Woman Workshop

And as if that wasn’t enough? This room also houses my:

Silhouette Cameo vinyl cutter
T-shirt press
Sublimation printer
Regular ol’ printer
Sewing machine
Crochet yarn stash big enough to clothe a small village
Freshie supplies
Paints, canvases, markers, glue guns—you name it

Oh—and this is also where I record TikToks and photograph product shots. So yeah. If you ever wondered where the magic happens, it’s right here… buried under a pile of glitter and half-labeled shipping envelopes.

Why It Stays That Way

I’ve tried organizing it. I’ve bought the bins. I’ve labeled drawers. I even had a vision board moment where I thought I’d turn it into a Pinterest-worthy dream space. But between restocks, custom orders, content creation, and trying to remember if I already bought more pipettes (I did), it just never quite gets there.

The truth is, this room works hard. And because I work hard, this room ends up looking like a tornado of productivity on most days. Clean it all up? Sure. But by tomorrow, it’ll look like I never touched it.

And Honestly? I Kinda Love It

Do I cringe a little when I walk in and trip over a roll of shrink wrap? Yep. Do I dream of a giant, open studio with perfect lighting and fancy storage drawers? Of course. But this room is proof of everything I’ve built.

It’s not just the worst room. It’s the most real room. It holds my mess, my creativity, and every idea I’ve brought to life (even the weird ones I probably shouldn’t have tried to mold in the first place).

So Don’t Judge the Mess

Next time you see one of my wax melts, just know it came from a place that’s equal parts organized chaos and creative heart. And if you’ve got a room that looks more “lived in” than lovely? You’re in good company.

Tell me—what’s your worst room and why? Let’s make peace with the mess and celebrate the magic it hides.

How to Camp Without Losing Your Everlovin’ Mind

Posted on July 8, 2025July 9, 2025 by gigis ramblings

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Let’s Be Honest About Camping
Camping sounds real cute until you’re sweating through your drawers, swatting at a wasp the size of a toddler, and arguing over how to start a fire. It’s supposed to be peaceful, but sometimes it feels like Mother Nature is personally trying to ruin your weekend. Don’t worry—I got your back. Here’s how to enjoy camping without crying in a tent.

Pick a Campsite That Won’t Test Your Faith
Not all campsites are created equal. If you’re new to the outdoor life, skip the deep-woods survival experience. Go somewhere with actual bathrooms, maybe even a picnic table and a little store nearby for “emergencies” (like when your lighter won’t light and you need a s’mores fix). Check reviews, look at photos, and don’t be afraid to ask other campers what they recommend.

Pack Like You’ve Got Some Sense
No, you don’t need twelve pairs of leggings or your air fryer, but you do need the basics. Make a checklist and stick to it:

Bug spray (the real deal, not that gentle “herbal” mist)
Flashlights and backup batteries
First-aid kit (because someone will get a blister, scrape or cut)
Wet wipes (God’s gift to campers)
Extra snacks (hangry campers are dangerous)
And for the love of all things good, pack layers. The woods don’t care about your weather app.

Don’t Try to Be a Wilderness Chef
You are not filming a survival cooking show. Keep meals simple—think foil packet dinners, hot dogs on a stick, or even cold sandwiches. Want to impress someone? Toast a marshmallow to golden perfection. That’s all it takes. Anything more and you’re just inviting stress and raccoons.

Set Up Camp Before Sundown
This ain’t a horror movie. Set up your tent while there’s still light in the sky. Nothing tests a relationship like trying to assemble a tent in the dark while your headlamp keeps blinding the other person. Give yourself a buffer. You’ll thank yourself when you’re chillin’ by the fire instead of hollering, “Where’s the dang pole?!”

Accept That Nature is…Well, Nature
You’re gonna get dirty. You might get rained on. Something will go wrong. But if you go in with a sense of humor and low expectations, you’ll have a way better time. Think of every mishap as a story you can laugh about later—or post about once your phone gets service again.

Make Peace With Bugs, Sorta
Listen, you’re in their house. But that doesn’t mean you have to invite them into your sleeping bag. Zip up the tent. Shake out your shoes. Burn sage if you have to. Just don’t spend the whole trip screaming every time something with wings buzzes by. Campers who panic over bugs are the reason other campers drink.

Plan for Fun, But Don’t Overdo It
You don’t need an itinerary packed tighter than a Walmart parking lot on a Friday night. Go for a hike, maybe play cards, and definitely roast some marshmallows. Leave room for naps in a hammock or sittin’ by the fire doing absolutely nothing. That’s where the real magic happens.

Know When to Call It
If the weather turns ugly, your tent leaks, or someone’s allergic to everything, it’s okay to pack up and head home early. Camping is supposed to be fun, not a test of survival. There’s no shame in admitting you’ve had enough. Grab a shower, crank the AC, and try again another time.

Final Thought: You Can Do This (Probably)
Camping doesn’t have to make you question all your life choices. With a little preparation and a whole lotta patience, it can actually be pretty amazing. And if nothing else, you’ll get a story out of it—and maybe a mosquito bite in the shape of Texas.

Icebox Cakes, No-Bake Pies & Other Life-Saving Treats

Posted on July 7, 2025July 8, 2025 by gigis ramblings

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Summer in Texas is no joke. When the temps hit triple digits, the last thing anybody wants is to turn on the oven. That’s where these cool, creamy, no-bake desserts come in to save the day—and your sanity. From old-school icebox cakes to dreamy no-bake pies, these easy treats are as refreshing as a dip in the pool.

What Is an Icebox Cake?

Icebox cakes are the kind of dessert your grandma probably whipped up without blinking. Layers of cookies or graham crackers are sandwiched with whipped cream, pudding, or cream cheese mixtures, then chilled until the whole thing sets up like magic. No baking, no sweating—just slice and serve.

Popular combinations include chocolate wafers with whipped cream, vanilla wafers with banana pudding layers, or graham crackers stacked with lemon curd and whipped topping. The fridge (aka the “icebox”) does all the work for you.

Easy No-Bake Pies That Always Impress

No-bake pies are just as easy as they sound—and they somehow taste even better when you didn’t have to fight the oven for ’em. Most start with a buttery graham cracker or cookie crust and get filled with something cool and creamy.

Favorites around here include:

Peanut Butter Pie – A rich combo of peanut butter, cream cheese, and whipped topping
Key Lime Pie – Tart, sweet, and smooth with that classic zesty punch
Chocolate Pudding Pie – Layered with pudding and topped with whipped cream and chocolate curls
Strawberry Pretzel Pie – A little salty, a little sweet, and a whole lotta southern charm

You can even cheat a little and use store-bought crusts if you’re in a real hurry. Nobody’s judging.

Other No-Bake Treats That’ll Save Your Tail

When you need a dessert fast and it’s too dang hot to function, these other no-bake lifesavers come in clutch:

No-Bake Cheesecake – Creamy, tangy, and endlessly customizable
Refrigerator Fudge – Rich chocolate squares that set up perfectly in the fridge
Ambrosia Salad – A retro classic made with fruit, marshmallows, and whipped topping
Oreo Truffles – Just crushed Oreos, cream cheese, and a chocolate dip—boom, done

Some of these can be made in under 10 minutes. They’re perfect for last-minute get-togethers, potlucks, or just when you need a sweet fix without a meltdown.

Tips for No-Bake Success

Use full-fat ingredients for best texture and taste
Chill desserts overnight when possible—flavors blend better and the texture firms up
Line your pans with parchment for easy removal
Keep ’em covered so they don’t soak up any weird fridge smells

And remember, the freezer is your best friend when the fridge just ain’t cutting it.

When You Just Can’t Bake—Don’t

There’s no shame in skipping the oven when it’s sweltering outside. These no-bake wonders deliver all the comfort of homemade dessert without the heatstroke. Whether you’re whipping up something sweet for the family or showing off at the church potluck, you can’t go wrong with a chilled treat made with love—and zero sweat.

Want to know my go-to? A classic banana pudding icebox cake. Tastes like summer in a pan.

Let’s Travel to Pittsburgh

Posted on July 6, 2025July 7, 2025 by gigis ramblings

Image by Christopher Klein from Pixabay

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is a city built on grit, innovation, and an unmistakable charm. Once known for its steel industry, this riverfront city has transformed into a vibrant destination full of history, culture, and scenic beauty. With its iconic bridges, world-class museums, and blue-collar heart, Pittsburgh has something for every kind of traveler. So, pack your bags and come discover the bold spirit of the Steel City.

Image by Christopher Klein from Pixabay

Interesting Facts

City of Bridges: Pittsburgh is home to 446 bridges—more than any other city in the world, including Venice, Italy.
Three Rivers: The city sits at the confluence of the Allegheny, Monongahela, and Ohio Rivers, offering beautiful waterfront views and recreation.
Home of Heinz: Pittsburgh is the birthplace of Heinz Ketchup, and you can explore its history at the Senator John Heinz History Center.
Sports Legacy: Pittsburgh is one of the few cities where all major sports teams—Steelers, Pirates, and Penguins—share the same team colors: black and gold.

Image by Christopher Klein from Pixabay

Useful Information

Best Time to Visit: Late spring (May to June) and early fall (September to October) offer pleasant temperatures and colorful scenery.
What to Wear: Comfortable layers work best, especially if you’re walking around the hilly neighborhoods or riding the inclines.
Getting Around: The city’s public transit system includes buses and light rail. The Downtown area is very walkable, and Uber or Lyft are easy options for getting around.

What to Do

Ride the Duquesne Incline: Get panoramic views of the city skyline and rivers from atop Mount Washington on this historic cable car.
Explore the Carnegie Museums: Dive into art, natural history, and science at the city’s renowned Carnegie Museum complexes.
Walk Through PNC Park: Even if you’re not a huge baseball fan, this riverside stadium offers some of the best views in Major League Baseball.
Visit the Andy Warhol Museum: Discover the life and works of the pop art legend, born right here in Pittsburgh.
Relax at Point State Park: Located where the three rivers meet, this downtown green space is perfect for picnics, walks, and photo ops.

A Quiet Day That Didn’t Feel Quiet at All

Posted on July 5, 2025July 6, 2025 by gigis ramblings

Photo courtesy: Jessica Silcox

It’s been raining non-stop here. The kind of steady, gray rain that keeps everything still. I stayed in bed most of the day—worked a little, prayed a lot, and kept the news on the entire time.

The Hill Country Is on My Mind

The rescue efforts out of the Hill Country have consumed me. As of right now, there have been 50 confirmed deaths—14 of them children. Most of those little ones were from Camp Mystic. That number keeps hitting me like a punch to the chest. It’s not just a tragic story on the news—it’s personal.

I See My Grandgirls in Their Faces

Every time I see a photo of one of those girls, I think of my grandgirls. I can’t help it. I see their faces. I think about how excited those campers probably were just days ago. I think about the parents who trusted they’d be safe. And I think about the families now living out their worst nightmare. My grandson was just at church camp last week! My anxiety has been through the roof. I can’t stop thinking about the what-ifs.

Just a Few Months Ago…

We were in that same part of the Hill Country just a few months back. I’ve talked before about how much I love it out there. It’s one of my favorite places in Texas. At that time, it was bone dry. The rivers were too low to float. No swimming. No boating. Nothing. And now—just like that—it’s completely different. The weather turned deadly in hours. It’s hard to wrap my head around how fast it all changed.

A Day of Grief and Prayer

I didn’t do much today in the traditional sense. I didn’t clean the house or run errands or even leave my bed for long. But I felt everything today. I prayed harder than I have in a long time. I cried for people I don’t know. I sat with the weight of it all and tried to process something that doesn’t make sense.

I Won’t Forget

Even when the news coverage slows down, I won’t forget today. I won’t forget those children or the families left behind. I won’t forget the fear I felt watching it unfold or the helplessness that settled in my chest. The next time I’m in the Hill Country I will make sure I pay my respects like I always do when visiting the Devil’s Backbone.

Why the 4th of July Is Always Bittersweet for Me

Posted on July 4, 2025July 5, 2025 by gigis ramblings

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The 4th of July isn’t a holiday I look forward to. Years ago, I lost my grandma on this day. While most people are celebrating, it’s always been a little heavy for me. I smile through it, try to make the best of it, but deep down, I’m always carrying that loss with me. Not to mention, our country is a mess right now.

Our Usual Traditions Took a Hit This Year

Normally, we keep it simple—barbecue, fireworks, and swimming. That’s how we’ve always done it. But today, the rain had other plans. It rolled in and washed everything out. No grill. No swim. No big fireworks show.

We did manage to throw some hot dogs on and watch our neighbors shoot off fireworks from the driveway. It wasn’t what we planned, but we made it work.

A Bob Ross Date Night Saved the Mood

After the fireworks fizzled out, we tried something new—and it might just become a tradition. We pulled up a Bob Ross video and had ourselves a little painting date.

Y’all… we laughed so much. Neither of us had ever done oil painting before, but we followed along, happy little trees and all. And believe it or not, they actually turned out pretty dang good. It was fun, relaxing, and honestly just what we needed after such a gloomy day.

The Heartbreaking News Out of the Hill Country

Even with our small moments of joy, it’s been hard to ignore the heaviness in our state right now. The Texas Hill Country—one of my favorite places in the world—has been hit with catastrophic flooding overnight and into today.

The Guadalupe River rose more than 30 feet in Kerrville. Homes, RVs, and cars have been swept away. People are missing. And what really breaks me… at least 24 dead and 23 girls from Camp Mystic are among those unaccounted for.

It just rips at your heart. I can’t stop thinking about those families. The fear. The waiting. The unknown. This isn’t just another news story—it’s our people. Our state. Our communities.

It Didn’t Feel Like a Day to Celebrate

Between the weather, the memories of my grandma, and the devastation in the Hill Country, today didn’t feel like something to celebrate. It felt like a day to slow down. To reflect. To hold your people a little tighter.

Texas is hurting. And my heart is with every family affected. We’re strong, we’re resilient—but today, we’re grieving.

Finding Comfort in the Small Things

Even though this 4th didn’t go how we planned, I’m grateful for the little moments. A simple meal. Fireworks down the street. Laughter over paintbrushes and Bob Ross wisdom. Sometimes the small things help carry you through the heavy ones.

And maybe that’s worth holding onto.

Texas BBQ Road Trip: Where to Eat in July

Posted on July 3, 2025July 3, 2025 by gigis ramblings

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If you’re like me, the smell of smoke and sizzle is basically perfume. July in Texas means it’s hotter than a goat’s butt in a pepper patch—but it’s also the perfect time for a good old-fashioned BBQ road trip. From brisket that melts in your mouth to ribs so tender they fall apart when you blink, this list will steer you to some of the tastiest pits across the Lone Star State.

Lockhart – The Barbecue Capital of Texas

No Texas BBQ road trip is complete without a stop in Lockhart. This tiny town packs a meaty punch with legendary joints like Kreuz Market, Black’s Barbecue, and Smitty’s Market. They’ve been slinging brisket and sausage links for generations. Each spot has its own vibe, but the smoke ring and flavor stay strong across the board.

Austin – Big City, Bigger Flavors

Austin isn’t just the state capital—it’s a BBQ heavyweight. Franklin Barbecue is world-famous, and yes, the lines are long, but that brisket? Worth it. Don’t skip out on Micklethwait Craft Meats for creative sausage blends or Leroy and Lewis for something a little experimental with bold, smoky flavor.

Taylor – Where Brisket Dreams Come True

Louie Mueller Barbecue is the crown jewel of Taylor. The pit-stained walls tell a story of decades of slow-smoked perfection. If you’re after that pepper-crusted bark and juicy inside, this is your holy ground. Get there early—they run out.

Luling – Watermelon and Meaty Goodness

You might know Luling for its watermelon festival, but the real treat is City Market. Order at the counter straight from the pitmasters behind the glass, and take your tray into the dining room where meat comes on butcher paper and nothing gets between you and that smoky flavor.

Llano – Home of the Big Chop

Head on out to Llano and make a stop at Cooper’s Old Time Pit Bar-B-Que. This place is legendary for its “Big Chop,” a thick, juicy pork chop smoked to perfection. You pick your meat straight off the pit, and it gets dipped in their signature mop sauce before it even hits your tray. Sit at one of the long picnic tables, roll up your sleeves, and dig in. It’s BBQ the old-school Texas way, and worth every mile of the drive.

Houston – Hidden Gems in the Bayou City

Houston’s BBQ scene is exploding with flavor. Truth BBQ is one of the standouts—don’t skip the sides. And if you’re craving some classic Southern charm with your smoke, check out The Pit Room or Pinkerton’s Barbecue. You’ll find yourself licking your fingers before the plate’s halfway done.

San Antonio – South Texas Flavors

You know I gotta give a nod to San Antonio. 2M Smokehouse blends Mexican flavors with Texas tradition in a way that hits you right in the taste buds. Tender brisket, creamy mac, homemade pickles—this spot brings the heat and the heart.

Brenham – Small Town, Big Taste

Nestled between Austin and Houston, Brenham isn’t just Blue Bell country—it’s also home to LJ’s BBQ. These folks are smoking meats that rival the big dogs. And if you’re lucky, you’ll catch one of their specialty days. Smoked turkey? Burnt ends? Yes, ma’am.

Tips for the Road

Come hungry. Most of these joints sell out daily, especially by lunchtime. Bring cash for the old-school places, and don’t be afraid to eat at a picnic table under a shade tree. The more rustic the setting, the better the flavor seems to be.

Final Thoughts

There ain’t no wrong turn on a Texas BBQ road trip—just meatier detours. Whether you’re after melt-in-your-mouth brisket, juicy ribs, or house-made sausage, July is the perfect month to gas up the truck, roll down the windows, and chase the smoke across the Lone Star State. So grab a cold drink, pack some wet wipes, and hit the road hungry.

July Horoscopes with a Side of Grits

Posted on July 1, 2025July 2, 2025 by gigis ramblings

It’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch, and the stars are actin’ up again, y’all. July’s bringin’ some cosmic chaos with a side of sweet tea. Whether you’re settin’ off fireworks or settin’ boundaries, this month’s horoscopes come with a little Southern twist—because even the zodiac deserves some charm and cornbread.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Mood: Firecracker with a fuse
You’re feelin’ bold and bossy, like your meemaw when someone messes with her deviled eggs recipe. Channel that energy into something productive before you burn a bridge or bless someone’s heart a little too hard.

Southern Sayin’: “Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’.”

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Mood: Porch sittin’ and pie eatin’
You’re all about comfort this month—whether it’s comfort food, comfort TV, or just a good nap with the fan on high. Don’t let folks guilt you for takin’ it slow. You’re preservin’ your peace and your air conditioning bill.

Southern Sayin’: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Mood: Two-step between chaos and charm
You’re busier than a mosquito at a nudist colony. But sugar, try to focus. July’s got opportunities comin’ in hot, but if you don’t pick a lane, you’re gonna miss the exit—and maybe a BBQ invite, too.

Southern Sayin’: “You can’t ride two horses with one behind.”

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Mood: Soft shell, spicy center
You’re extra tender right now, and that’s okay. Wrap yourself up in something cozy (preferably monogrammed), and don’t be afraid to cry over country songs or grocery store commercials. Lean into feelin’ it all.

Southern Sayin’: “Sometimes you just need a good cry and a casserole.”

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Mood: Pageant queen energy
It’s your season, darlin’, and you are feelin’ yourself. Take the spotlight, but try not to hog the mic at karaoke night. You’re magnetic, loud, and just the right amount of dramatic—but don’t forget to share that shine.

Southern Sayin’: “You ain’t gotta be loud to be seen—but it sure helps.”

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Mood: Blessin’ messes left and right
You’re organized, focused, and absolutely done with everyone else’s disorganization. But slow down, sugarplum. Not everybody folds their towels the way you do—and that’s okay (even if they’re wrong).

Southern Sayin’: “Fix your own plate before worryin’ about mine.”

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Mood: Floatin’ like a paper fan in church
You’re tryin’ to keep the peace, but July’s got drama poppin’ up like uninvited cousins at a cookout. Set some boundaries, drink your water, and remember: mind ya business. Stay safe out here, my fellow Libras!

Southern Sayin’: “You ain’t gotta attend every fuss you’re invited to.”

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Mood: Mystery with a mason jar full of secrets
You’re broodin’ like a storm over the Gulf, and folks are curious what’s brewin’. Let ‘em wonder. July’s a good time to be strategic, play it cool, and maybe plot your next big move in the shadows like a catfish waitin’ for bait.

Southern Sayin’: “Still waters run deep—and probably hold grudges.”

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Mood: Wild like a bull out the gate
You’ve got the travel bug worse than ever. If you can’t hit the road, at least hit the drive-thru for somethin’ fried and smothered. Just don’t let that restless spirit make you reckless with your words. Mind your manners, even when you’re wildin’.

Southern Sayin’: “Don’t let your mouth overload your ass.”

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Mood: Workin’ like it’s harvest season
You’re stackin’ goals like Granny stacks her coupon drawer. July’s got money moves and responsibility written all over it—but don’t forget to take your boots off and rest a spell. You’re no good to nobody runnin’ on fumes.

Southern Sayin’: “Even tractors need to cool off now and then.”

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Mood: Wacky, wild, and a little wonderful
You’re beatin’ to your own drum, as usual, and July only encourages that. Keep innovatin’, keep dreamin’, but maybe tether yourself to reality before someone calls Mama to come get you off the roof again.

Southern Sayin’: “You ain’t right—and that’s what we love about you.”

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Mood: Sensitive like a biscuit in a rainstorm
You’re extra intuitive this month, pickin’ up on vibes nobody else can feel. That’s a gift, sugar, but it can wear you down. Protect your energy like you protect your grandma’s cornbread recipe.

Southern Sayin’: “Not every pot’s yours to stir.”

Whether you’re sweatin’ through your tank top or leanin’ into some big life shifts, July’s a wild ride, honey. Let the stars guide you—but remember, down South, we trust our gut and our Mammaw’s advice just as much.

Now go on, check your moon sign and grab some watermelon.